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The Upper Decker

by C.C. POTATO

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1.
Fuck your feelings Fuck your face Fuck where you came from and where you stay Fuck P.C. Fuck your hyper sensitivity The fact that your offended offends me Fuck your feelings
2.
My best friend's a piece of shit A total fucking idiot I don't know why I always end up hangin' out with him He's a grade A fuckin' prick A mix of pride and ignorance But he's always there to save me from getting my ass kicked One night he asked me to punch him in the face Just so he'd have a reason to call into work the next day Called his boss and tried to explain The guy didn't give a shit he told him you're fired anyway My best friend's a piece of shit A total fucking idiot I don't know why I always end up hangin' out with him He's a grade A fuckin' prick A mix of pride and ignorance But he's always there to save me from getting my ass kicked One night he showed up to the party He screamed "The cops are here!" Everybody took off running while we stole a keg of beer It wasn't long until we got back to his place Where we sat and drank in his living room As we had ourselves a day My best friend's a piece of shit A total fucking idiot I don't know why I always end up hangin' out with him He's a grade A fuckin' prick A mix of pride and ignorance But he's always there to save me from getting my ass kicked Through default and location is sometimes how we meet The people who influence us and make us do good and bad things My best friend's a piece of shit A total fucking idiot I don't know why I always end up hangin' out with him He's a grade A fuckin' prick A mix of pride and ignorance But he's always there to save me from getting my ass kicked That's why we love him
3.
Titty guts and cigarette butts Monday night she's getting wasted in Riverside American piss beer, a stench on her breath she's had for years She's a drunk fuck up mess of debauchery God bless her, she gets it from her mother She don't know any better Product of environment, born and raised by hick parents She's a backwoods inbred accident Has a couple bastard kids Doesn't know who the father is She's good at making bad life decisions Does a round of blow, dances day-shift on the pole She's getting' banged by the singer of a country cover band And he's also a fucking joke God bless her, she gets it from her mother She don't know any better Product of environment, born and raised by hick parents She's a backwoods inbred accident Like a wet book of matches, poor hygiene habits DUI's and getting in car crashes Sex and bathrooms and back alleys She's a total fucking sleaze, she'll give you a disease! God bless her, she gets it from her mother She don't know any better Product of environment, born and raised by hick parents She's a backwoods inbred accident
4.
$45 special is what it says on the door Every other Tuesday when he goes back for more The kind of touch that he'll gladly pay for She's a cold-blood oriental kung fu whore He's not the kind of guy who'd normally pay for this Her happy ending method is his darkest secret When he goes back he knows what's about to happen Three punches in the stomach and he orgasms Not quite sexual, just unconventional He's one of the many addicted to her ways Saving up his money and counting down the days Until he can go back and release the pressure from his abdomen A swift karate chop to get his rocks off Is this what they call "eastern medicine"? A marshall law passed down through generations. Tucked away in a strip mall on Lankershim That's where you'll find the kung fu whore! $45 special is what it says on the door Every other Tuesday when he goes back for more The kind of touch that he'll gladly pay for She's a cold-blood oriental kung fu whore
5.
You look like shit today And every other day And as a matter of fact you always look that way Toothless grin and shitty fuckin' clothes Condom yellow skin and busted fuckin' nose Man you look like shit today! Whoooooooaaaaaaa you look like shit today Hairy vangina lookin' beard Full of piss and shit and cum and tears And the crumbs from the last Dodger Dog he ate Whoooooooaaaaaaa you look like shit today You look like shit today You look like shit today It's your greasy fuckin' way You look like shit today Whoooooooaaaaaaa you look like shit today
6.
There's a little bit of LA on my deck From Santa Monica to the end of Sunset Barreling down these fuckin' streets I'm like a dog in heat Giving nods and waves to every girl I see Last summer I met Summer out in NoHo I tre flipped off a 6 stair and I fell and broke my big toe That's when she took me to her house and fucked me on the couch She fell asleep, I made some moves, and got the fuck out I went down to Venice, I had a ZERO board I fucked it up tryin' to kickflip on a rail by the shore That's when I saw her sitting there, looking good in the shop I bought a Baker, gripped it up, and then she jerked me off There's a little bit of LA on my deck From Melrose to the Downtown and back Nollie-heel off that curb Is that a him or a her? In Hollywood you can never be too sure There's a little bit of LA on my deck From Santa Monica to the end of Sunset Barreling down these fuckin' streets I'm like a dog in heat Giving nods and waves to every girl I see
7.
Tammi 02:28
When I was 10 years old, Tammi lived next to us Gritty teeth and shitty ink she sold herself for junk Looking in her window I could see Silhouettes of things I'd seen in porno magazines Then one day around the time I turned 13 I had a brilliant epiphany So I went over and talked to Tammi She didn't take much convincing That's when she took my money, and took off her clothes Emaciated body and track marks exposed I didn't mind, I willfully agreed And that's how I lost my virginity To Tammi It wasn't long 'til I had figured out The essence of what being a man was all about A batch of her chemistry turned to routine A junkie and a kid with an understanding And then one day it had occurred to me It had been a couple weeks since I had seen Tammi So I went over and let myself in I found her lying dead from an overdose in her kitchen That's when I took out my knife, and took off my clothes And drove the blade into my navel and clavicle Crime scene, cops find a kid smiling I ended it all to rot in hell With Tammi
8.
Atlantis 02:20
I'm broke but I'm happy, I'm poor but I'm kind I'm short but I'm healthy, yeah I'm high but I'm grounded, I'm sane but I'm overwhelmed I'm lost but I'm hopeful, baby What it all comes down to Is that everything's gonna be fine, fine, fine 'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket And the other one is saying Fuck Off I feel drunk but I'm sober, I'm young and I'm underpaid I'm tired but I'm working, yeah I care but I'm restless, I'm here but I'm really gone I'm wrong and I'm sorry baby What it all comes down to Is that everything is going to be quite alright 'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket And the other one is saying Fuck Off I'm free but I'm focused, I'm green but I'm wise I'm hard but I'm friendly, baby I'm sad but I'm laughing, I'm brave but I'm chicken shit I'm sick but I'm pretty baby And what it all boils down to Is that no one's really got it figured out just yet I've got one hand in my pocket And the other one is saying Fuck Off And what it all comes down to, my friends, yeah Is that everything is just fine fine fine I've got one hand in my pocket And the other one is saying Fuck Off
9.
All I give a fuck about is living in Los Angeles, California All I give a fuck about is playing punk music with my friends All I give a fuck about is going to Venice Beach and skateboarding 'Cuz that's my fuckin' shit and I'll start it all over again tomorrow mornin' That's all I give a fuck about That's all I give a fuck about That's all I give a fuck about oh yeah All I give a fuck about is living in Los Angeles, California All I give a fuck about is playing punk music with my friends All I give a fuck about is going to NoHo and skateboarding 'Cuz that's my fuckin' shit and I'll start it all over again tomorrow mornin' That's all I give a fuck about That's all I give a fuck about That's all I give a fuck about oh yeah That's all I give a fuck about And that's all I came to say So I hope you do what you give a fuck about And have a great fuckin' day!
10.
I'm Over It 02:08
I'm fuckin' tired, I'm fuckin' sore I'm fuckin' helpless, I can't move anymore I lay around lethargically Tell the coroner to be gentle with me I'm over it. Jumped out a window Made my wife a widow Faked my death but didn't live to tell Gonna live my final days On the beach or by the lake But I fucked it up again and now I'm dead I was wasted, I was blue Check out early seemed like a smart move So I side schemed catastrophe Hit by a bus after falling 50 feet I'm over it. Jumped out a window Made my wife a widow Faked my death but didn't live to tell Gonna live my final days On the beach or by the lake But I fucked it up again and now I'm dead Great escape gone horribly wrong Failed attempt at insurance fraud Skull fragments on the street Inconclusive autopsy I'm over it. Jumped out a window Made my wife a widow Faked my death but didn't live to tell Gonna live my final days On the beach or by the lake But I fucked it up again and now I'm dead And now I'm dead.

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released March 13, 2017

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